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12/21/2003 Entry: "Birthday"

Joseph Stalin

Benjamin Disraeli

Frank Zappa

These three men all have one thing in common: they're dead. But I'm not, and so I was the only one who got presents. I now have a lemony-scented bar of glycerine soap with a spider embedded in it. The rule is that whosoever gets down to the spider has to eat it.

Lil' Wee Diary Day 'leven.

I was careful to keep the party away from the rabbit, but Wee had her share of suitors. Kazuya brought a bunch of carrots with green. I let a few folks try to feed her. She was a bit nerved by the crowd and was put off from eating, so I kicked em out of the computer room. One fellow stayed behind, and a few minutes later burst out of the room exclaiming "she's eating a carrot!" most triumphantly.