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12/30/2003 Entry: "Exorcize"

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What is that noise? It's totally creepy. Oh. Wee Man is going to town on that carrot I stuck through the bars of the cage. She gnaws and gnaws with gusto, and the vibrations resonate throughout the cage. The combination of tiny teeth on carrot, along with the metallic rattling of the bars, along with the low bass tones coming from the base of the cage create a sound like that of Linda Blair's vertebrae grinding together when she made her head do a 360 causing the audience to collectively throw up.
She's possessed.

I oughta sample that.