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01/17/2004 Entry: "Mars Mud"

Funky Dirt Patch happened upon by Mars rover. It can mean only one thing, say scientists: Martian zombies! They'll be scrabbling out of their shallow graves as soon as the rover turns its back. Then, scientists speculate, they will board special zombie space vessels and make a bee-line for Earth. Destination: Pittsburg. They're coming for you, Barbara.