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Can't find my Glock Recipe time This is a recipe that Julie improvised this week and got rave reviews. Starting by heating up onions or the like in oil in the bottom of the pot until they are transparent, chop 3 or 4 zucchinis and volume-wise the same amount of peeled potatoes. Add them to the pot and let them steam for a few minutes. Then add about a liter of soup stock, first covered until you get a good boil, then let it boil off the excess liquid for about 15 minutes, until the water line is down to the tops of the veggies. Bagel Dogs Using the standard bread dough recipe and throwing some dogs in the mix, you can attain bagely dogglieness unattainable by just buying them at the store--if you have a Sam's card Just for giggles: Dough for bread (and bagels) recipe --look Ma, no cups-- can be found below. Dividing the dough into 12 parts, roll them out into oblong shapes longer than the length of the weeners. I forgot my rolling pin, so I used the jar the sausages came in. Start boiling up a pot or wide saucepan of water with a little salt and a spoonful of molasses. Go ahead and preheat the oven to hot. Keep on rolling up them dogs, always laying them seamside down. Giving them a few minutes like this helps smooth out the profile as the dough reconciles itself. Optional, but awesome: brush with eggwhite, sprinkle with sesame or onion pieces or poppy seeds. With the water boiling, give your dogs a boiling bath. Boil them for a minute or two; try to turn them over halfway through. Bake them on a parchment baking sheet for about 20 minutes. Letting them cool off a tad, they are ready to eat while still hot. Still, true to bagel dog styley, I think they are even better when heated up the next day in the microwave. Serve with mustard!
Sponge: Go start to clean your room. Decide that it is a bigger mess than you thought, and decide to first clear out the plates, then gather up dirty clothes. By this time you should check on the sponge. Mixing If it's been 15 minutes, you should have a nice fluffy pile of foam with big dreams in your bowl. Time to add: Mix in that flour until you have a stiff, stringy mess, then dump it on your clean counter and get to kneading. Listen to two songs (or one Almann Brother's tunes) while kneading. Imagine yourself being filmed from the shoulders up, and supposed that that would probably look like you're in a porno film. You are! That's the magic you are making. Mmmmm.... Bread... You should now have a spongey slightly sticky boob. If you scraped out your bowl properly, now need to wash it out. A drizzle of oil in the bowl, dough in, roll it round one time, cover with clean towel, let it sit until doubled in size. My experience shows that 45 minutes is enough, but with dry yeast it seems to take longer. Get back to cleaning your room in the meantime, ya slob. What? Clean room? Well, go do some laundry, or call your mom. After doubling in size, you can punch it down and get right to business, or knead it a few times and let it rise again for a bit longer. Nonetheless, your dough is ready to rock. |