[Previous entry: ""] [Main Index] [Next entry: "Lil Wee was pregnant"] 05/13/2004 Entry: "Go buy an umbrella." It is high time I got on with my life and got a new umbrella. So I first went to to Reichel Billig Markt catty-corner from Schauburg. Their selection was crummy. Either they were too shoddily made or just downright effeminate looking. I left, exclaiming: And went to MäcGeiz, in the rain. I was insistant that I go umbrella shopping while it is raining, because it's like trial-by-water. Mäc didn't have any umbrellas today. They had nailfiles, spatulas, giant plush hamburgers with faces, but no umbrellas. I looked in a few more shops to no avail. Defeated, I returned to the first store and picked out a nice blue umbrella with a shoulder string. And I got some crappy gum: xylitol? |